Round Trip Chapter 6

MUSSELS IN BRUSSELS

We drove into Brussels about an hour before dark.  Sally was consulting “Europe on $5 A Day” looking for hotels under the label “cheap”.   “If we go straight here, then turn left, turn right, we will be in the “cheap” hotel district”.

I went straight, turned left, turned right, and there we were.  Several hotels lined the street on both sides. We parked and walked to stretch our legs.  A small town square was at the intersection of several streets. There were no bombed out buildings, no US military rampaging.  There was a sense of peace though, a quiet that we wanted, a quiet that we needed. It was like the sound of the world had been turned off.  The people of Brussels walked these streets, mingled in the town square, with the sound off.

As we walked, holding hands, Sally said, “I need a nap. Let’s find that cheap hotel”.

There were many hotels in block of buildings near the square.  They all looked the same.  Storefront window, narrow street entrance door, brown brick exterior.  We checked in, carried our luggage up 2 flights of wooden stairs, went into our room, laid down, and went into a deep, recuperative sleep.  The sound turned off.

 

The sound seemed to still be turned off we went down to the street after our nap. We walked into the square where people gathered to chat, feed the pigeons, generally lounge. We were invisible in the square.  Or perhaps just another couple strolling as the day turned to night.

We were hungry so we looked for a restaurant.  Next to our hotel there was a neon sign in a store front window in 3 languages- Moules, Muscheln,Mussels.  Mussels in Brussels.

We walked through the door of the Mussels restaurant and the sound turned on.  It was full of diners of every type.  Working people, men and women in business attire, people sitting alone, people in groups.  Classical music played softly and was mostly drowned out by the sound of clinking glasses, the clatter bussing of tables, and the chatter of the patrons and wait staff.

We were seated by a host in a white shirt and black apron. A waiter came up to us quickly as we looked at the menu and we asked in English what was recommended. He said, “Mussels in red sauce, our house bread, and our house salad.” He spoke English. Of course, we were in Europe. The land of multilinguals.

We both looked at the waiter and said, “Okay”.

Our dinner arrived.  Muscles and pasta first. Just as we began eating an older women entered the restaurant. For a moment the restaurant quieted as the patrons watched her entrance. She was dressed like an aging, yet still glamourous, Hollywood actress, in a sequined green dress with white fur collar. The green dress bulged a little in places it likely fit perfectly 40 years ago.  She stopped just inside the restaurant door as if she was waiting for applause. None came. Her face was made up with pancake makeup and her lipstick was ruby red and slightly wide of her lips. She had a large white bulldog on a leash. The bulldog was tranquil as the restaurant host and a waiter walked up to her together. The host took her arm and guided her to what must have been her normal table.

The older woman was seated with a flare as another waiter immediately arrived with a bottle of white wine, a glass, and a basket filled with a sliced baguette. The waiter stood next to her, slightly behind, and out of her field of vision.  She ignored the dinner crowd. The white bulldog settled under the table and promptly fell asleep. Wisps of quiet snoring leaked into the room.

This was and orchestrated and well practiced event.  The soup arrived, the waiter whispering something to the grand lady.  The waiter departed.  Another arrived 15 minutes later with the fish.  A new bottle of wine was produced and poured.  Then cheese with another wine.  The bulldog snored.

Sally looked at me, “She must be an actress or a faded society person.  She does put on a good show, but I’m tired.  Let’s pay and go.”

We walked out into the street.  Night had settled in.  But it was not dark.  We walked a little, hand in hand.  Down the street, in the direction of the square, the store front windows were glowing with red light. We walked a little way and wondered.  In every window a young women sat in a chair, legs crossed, wearing lingerie.  Some were smoking, some reading, some doing both. The sound was still off in the red glow of the street.  We turned into our hotel, past its storefront red light, and walked up the stairs to our room. The day of quiet was over.

 

 

 

 

Round Trip Chapter 5

 

LA OFFICINA DER RONDA LICENSE PLATOS

We were sitting on the steps of the small gasthaus, chatting with the owner Leonie. Sal and I had just told Leonie our story of the night before.

“Bitte, verstehen. (Please understand). Ve like the soldaten.” Leonie insisted on speaking English with us.  She wouldn’t let me speak German.  Leonie wanted to practice speaking and listening.

“You like the American military?  They seem a little rough and rude to us. And violent.”

“Ja, bitte vertehe, in Europa we are sleeping mit ein bear.  Ve never know the bear roll over on us. With tanks. We are happy mit dem US militar.  They have many tanks und vill protect us from der Russischer Bär. Ve don wan Prague spring in Deutchland.”

“Ja Ich vestehe.” Time to move on. “Do you find English helpful in the gasthaus?”

Oh ja, I spreche English with the US militar soldaten und they buy more beer in the bar.  Oh ja, I like English. Und Ich talk with, uh, drogenleutedat, that stay in das hotel.”

Sally squinted at Leonie, “Drug dealers?”

“Ve like them too.  More than Amerikanishe Soldaten. Sometimes they leave in mitte das night in a grosse hurry.  Und forget their money. Sometimes a lot of money.  They don’t come back so we get das gelt. Das drogengelt helps mit das overhead.”

Amerikanishe Soldaten, the bear, drug dealers and overhead. Our heads were spinning.  So Sal changed the subject.

“Leonie, can we ask you for some help with something?”

“Ja, bitte.”

“We need to buy a car. An inexpensive car.  To drive to England to see my sister. Do you know of anyone that has a car for sale?”

“Ja, Ich do.  Meine father, Herr Pilot Hugo. Er war in der Luftwaffe. Er has ein Taunus. In Amerikanish it a German Ford.”

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ROUND TRIP CHAPTER 4

2 Tickets to Hanau

I walked up to the ticket agent window at the Frankfurt Airport Train Station. It was very late at night, few people lingered in the station. In my best college German I said, “Gutten abend. Meine Frau und ich have just arrived from California. We would like to take the train into Frankfurt to find a hotel room.”

The ticket agent looked at me through coke bottle lenses. He seemed to be processing my American student German that sounded like pouring gravel into a tin bucket. “Gutten abend. I am sorry to inform you that there are no available hotel rooms in Frankfurt.”

“Es gibt keine hotel rooms in all of Frankfurt?” I was incredulous. No rooms in a city of thousands of hotel rooms? “How could that be?”

The ticket agent again peered at me for a moment. He looked tired, like he was just getting ready to end his shift. Sally and I were certainly looking forward to ending our shift and sleeping off our long trip in the smoking tube in a nice hotel bed.

“Entschuldigen Sie,my apologies sir. There is an International Book Fair in Frankfurt. There are thousands of visitors. It appears that most of the Pakistani book enthusiasts are in Frankfurt.”

“Pakistan?”

“Yawohl.”

“Und thousenden Pakistanishes book enthusiasts have rented all the hotel rooms in Frankfurt?”

“Yawohl, und many others from different countries. The International Book Fair is a very large annual event in Frankfurt.”

“Mein Gott, do you have any suggestions on what we can do?”

“Yawohl, you may stay in the train station until morning. But I am sorry, you would have to stand up. There are rules against lying down on train station benches. I am sorry.”

Sally heard that, “I can’t stay in the train station. I’m pregnant. This station smells like sausages and it’s making me woozy.”

I repeated Sally’s comments to the agent in Deutch. He looked at Sally with concern. “Perhaps you could take the train the Hanau. It is about the same distance as Frankfurt city center. 30 kilometers. There are sure to be rooms available there.”

Sally nodded. I fumbled with my wallet. “Bitte, zwei bahntickets nach Hanau.”

Sal and I took up our positions sitting on a station bench near the track for the Hanau train. Not standing. We could sit if we didn’t stay there all night. Sally looked at me, “Sausages. Stand up in the train station. No rooms. SO FAR, SO BAD. I don’t think I will ever eat a sausage again.”

“Sorry babe, we’ll be out of here soon. 5 minutes until the train”. Continue reading “ROUND TRIP CHAPTER 4”

Round Trip Chapter 3

LA TO FRANKFURT

6 am. Today it will be 103 degrees at LAX.  We sat in the terminal looking out at the tarmac through green onion soup smog left over from yesterday. And the day before.  There was our plane.  A 707,  LA to Frankfurt. We could see the stewardesses boarding on the portable staircases.  Orange bubble hats, orange & black skirts, black scarves.  The 707 was trimmed with orange and black.  The 60’s ended just a couple of years ago, but the colors persisted.

Sally looked at me, “We board soon.”

“Yes, the bubble hats have gone inside that long silver tube that is our flight.”

“I’m glad I don’t have to wear one of those hats.  Morning sickness is bad enough.”

As we boarded Sally perked up a little.  At the top of the staircase, we were greeted by an orange bubble hat that sat gingerly on top of a head of shellacked blond hair.  She was almost friendly as she directed us toward the front of the plane.

We were not sure why we were boarding, why we were flying to Europe on this smoggy September day.  But there was something mandatory about the post college trip to Europe at that time in history.  Even with Vietnam still raging, even with Nixon in office.  Well, I wanted to go.  Needed to go.  Sal was ambivalent.  Of course, we had just found out that Sal was pregnant. But we had tickets bought on the cheap through International Students Fake Charter Company of America.  The ball was rolling down hill and we didn’t know how to stop it.

Oh, and did I mention the cold war? That should have helped slow us down.   Nope, not, never.  Hellbent.

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Round Trip Chapter 2

Good Doc/Bad Doc

I was sitting on a bus in downtown hometown USA.  The bus was purring at idle.  The destination plaque announced OAKLAND INDUCTION CENTER. 19 year old boys were drifting in one by one.

A couple of weeks before I came through the door from my seasonal construction job.  Sally called out to me, “You got another letter from the draft board.  What now?”

I knew what.  A month after I graduated from college I lost my 2S middle class, white boy, student deferment. And now I knew I was being drafted. It was 1971 and Vietnam was still hoppin.  I opened the letter, “Yeah, I am ordered to report September 26 to the Oakland Induction Center for a draft physical.”

“Oh, so what do we do if you get drafted?” Sally was worried I know but rarely showed it.

“I don’t know.  Let’s see what happens.”  Sal did not like the sound of that. I tried to be calm, not freak out Sally. And normally I tended to freak Sally out.  Couldn’t do it.  I FREAKED! We spent the night going over options.  Canada?  Maybe.  Guatemala?  Better, since we had little money.  Go into the ARMY.  FUCK NO!  Then we came up with a PLAN.

I applied for conscientious objector status when I was a freshman.  Nothing happened.  I had a severe handicap.  I was raised Catholic, a particular war like religion. The Crusades, the Black Ships, and, the perennial favorite, The Inquisition.  ROMAN CATHOLIC didn’t look good on a CO application.  My app was probably filed under “War Monger.” Continue reading “Round Trip Chapter 2”

Round Trip Chapter 1

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I Was Working for the Commies

Spring 1971.  I walked down a sycamore tree lined avenue in HOMETOWN AMERICA.  One I had walked a thousand times.  The smell of mimeograph ink followed me down the avenue.  I was toting the Pentagon Papers, abridged version, run off on a machine that came to America on the mayflower.  Pilgrims and printing. I was going door to door, bringing enlightenment to America’s unwashed.

Down the tree lined avenue there was a pink flat top house. I walked up the worn sidewalk and knocked on the door.  Scurrying sounds and shrill barking came from behind the torn screen door, as if a mouse was barking.  I knocked again and the barking became shriller.  I assumed that this was a very nervous mouse like dog.

The door opened and a voluminous women filled the door frame.  She looked like a giant pink sausage in a pink mumu.  A giant pink sausage in a flat top pink house accompanied by a scurrying, non pink barking mouse.  The still scurrying mouse dog appeared to be about 5 lbs. Very big for a mouse, small for a dog. The pink lady’s hair was in curlers, the kind that were popular in the 50’s.  Tight little circles of pink plastic all over her pink head.  Her cheeks were pushing against the pink skin of her face, her neck was banded by tight ringlets of restraint, her mumu went all the way to the linoleum floor.  I could see her pink sausage toes sticking out from under the mumu.  Toes quite a bit wider than your average hot dog.

“May I help you?”

“Yes, I am a college student and I’m traveling door to door giving out the Pentagon Papers to local residents.”  I held out an inky copy for her to see. She didn’t look at the papers.  The mouse dog was now hiding under her mumu.  It poked its nose out and barked a couple of times, then back under the mumu.

“The Pentagon Papers?  You mean like on the news?  Those pentagon papers?” She seemed suspicious.

“Yes, the same.  Only it has been shortened to include key items like the war was started by Truman and Eisenhower and was really a war about the Chinese Communists. The Viet Minh, Diem, LBJ.  And about secret financial aid to France.  Like that. It was over 7000 pages.  We can’t carry that much paper.  So, it is reduced to 20 pages.  Just the key points.  We ran it off on a mimeograph machine.  That’s the ink smell.  Can you smell the ink?  I can.  Of course, it is all over me as well as the papers.” I was rattling on. Continue reading “Round Trip Chapter 1”